Avengers Annual 1 (2013)
Steve, Tony is very serious about your handsomeness.
wow we need to be proper adults
me: are we reaction gif roleplaying
me: is that what this is
You know you love it
That’s the best stuff.
Martin Freeman at dwarf boot camp. He appears to be leading the workout. It appears Jed Brophy doesn’t know what the fuck he is doing. It appears Adam Brown isn’t really trying at all. It appears they are all having the time of their lives.
But look at how serious Richard Armitage is in the background. Look at his face of ‘i am gonna do this right, concentrate, concentraaatteee richard, you will reclaim the lonely mountain with this’.
Cat sits on prickly hedgehog.
"I DON’T WANT TO BE A TITAN WITH YOU GUYS!"
If you are wondering why Bert is wearing the Starfire costume:
Annie couldn’t fit
Ymir just flat out refused.
Krista wasn’t allowed.
Ymir demanded she wear the terra costume.
"OH MY GODDDD DAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? This. This is why I never invite anyone over.”
"I just want to be involved in your life, Legolas! Stop pushing me away!"
"Holy shit, did you tell the guys at the archery range that I’m fond of them too?”
"You are fond of them!”
"I’M FOND OF LEMBAS, ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A DADCHAT WITH MY LUNCH?"
"DO NOT SPEAK TO ME OF CARBS!"
Steve and Tony: Explained
- For best results, read Steve's lines as you would Dug's from "Up".
- Steve the Dog: PLAN? SQUIRREL? BALL? PLAN?
- Tony the Owner: are you going to bite me get it over with.
- Steve: I LOVE YOU.
- Tony: Get it over with. Betray me now.
- Steve: *licks face*
- Tony: Oh no it's happening.
- Steve: *Nuzzles neck*
- Tony: HE'S GOING IN FOR THE KILL.
- Steve: *wags tail*
- Tony: are you going to stab me with it.
- Steve: lOOK AT THIS STICK I FOUND.
- Tony: it is my doom.
- Steve: *drinks water*
- Tony: is this a reference to my alcoholism????
- Tony: I KNOW I'VE MADE MISTAKES DOG.
- Steve: HERE I HAVE A NEWSPAPER FOR YOU.
- Tony: is this a reminder that i haven't fixed the world yet I'M SORRY DOG.
- Steve: HEY LOOK I BROUGHT FRIENDS TO PLAY.
- Tony: why are you always ganging up on me.
- Tony: they hate me too don't they
- Tony: you all hate me.
- Steve: I BROUGHT YOU A BALL PLAY WITH ME.
- Tony: I understand I need to buy your love. here have the most expensive toys ever.
- Steve: NO IT'S OKAY I LIKE THIS BALL HERE.
- Tony: *REJECTION*
- Tony: Are you going to shove the ball down my throat IT'S HAPPENING.
- Steve: *rolls over on back*
- Tony: OH NO DON'T DIE AGAIN
- Tony: YOU'RE A DOG. YOU DON'T MAKE MISTAKES.
- Steve: I've made mistakes. Like the time I got sick and pooped in the house.
- Tony: YOU WERE DYING.
- Steve: I'M SORRY I POOPED IN THE HOUSE THAT ONE TIME.
- Tony: THE VET SAID YOU WERE GOING TO DIE AND THAT'S WHY POOPED.
- Steve: I'M SO SORRY TONY.
- Steve: I DIDN'T MEAN TO I'LL STOP POOPING
- Tony: Okay let's go walk to this place.
- Steve: This way.
- Tony: No Steve we're going this way
- Steve: NO. TONY. THIS WAY.
- Tony: but this way is shorter
- Steve: THIS WAY. NO. THIS WAY. THIS WAY IS THE ONLY WAY TONY.
- Tony: no but if we go through that thing over here
- Steve: NO.
- Steve: ONLY WAY.
- Steve: TONY.
- Tony: Let's go in the car today Steve
- Steve: No i don't want to go in the car today
- Tony: WHY. WHY. I KNOW I'VE MADE MISTAKES OKAY
- Tony: AND PEOPLE KEEP STEALING YOUR FANCY TOYS I MAKE YOU.
- Tony: I'M SORRY.
- Tony: I'LL PUT BETTER SECURITY ON THEM.
- Steve: Toonnyyy I just want to sleep in this sunspot.
- Tony: i'M SORRY. I'M SORRY YOUR TOYS GOT STOLEN.
- Steve: This sunspot is niicceeeee
- Steve: Rub my belly.
- Tony: WILL YOU FORGIVE ME THEN.
- Steve: *drags tony into sunspot*
- Steve: This place is a good place tony. in the sun. come out of the shadows tony.
- Tony: IS THIS PUNISHMENT. IS THE SUN PUNISHMENT. OKAY. I'LL BE IN THE SUN. I'M SORRY STEVE.
- Tony: ILL DO THIS FOR YOU.
- Steve: Yaaaaaayyy you're in the sun.
- Tony: WILL I EVER BE GOOD ENOUGH
- Steve: suunnnn.
- Steve: You're in the sun with meeeeeee. yaaayyyy
- Steve: *rolls around*
- Tony: WHATS WRONG ARE YOU HURT DID I DO IT WRONG.